If I didn't care about my child's wellbeing, I would probably go with a ridiculous Greek name like Hegesistratos Phokas of Pontus or Palaechthon Zamolxis the Cynic. Those names command respect in a way that 'Cayden' simply can't. By age 10, little Zalmoxis will already have a full beard, be well versed in alchemy and…