Amazon really screwed Night Sky. It should’ve had the week-to-week release that Outer Range had to build up some word of mouth, but they did the whole season binge release with little to no fanfare and then cancelled it a couple weeks later.

Completely agree. "Night Sky" was a lot better, but I'll watch season 2 of this if that's all I get.

I’m assuming this new season is about Josh Brolin jerking off into the hole while wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else, which gets the Earth pregnant for some reason. Later on, there are scenes where the unborn Earth baby kicks the crust of the Earth, sending any buildings and people above flying. Finally, when the…

Really surprised this got a second season. I didn’t dislike it, there were bits I really loved, but it felt like it wasn’t really going anywhere.

Just because Big Man Moneybags buys the community center everyone loves and wants to turn it into condos doesn’t mean you let him. Sometimes you need to have a catchy chant and a bikini car wash to raise enough money to kick his butt back to the big city and leave us alone.

Can’t wait to see all the G-men going to their local arthouse theater to try and buddy up to budding ecoterrorists who recognized that girl from the marvel Runaways show and decided to see the movie she co-wrote and stars in.

This is dumb from both sides. Musk is just invalidating his system, for sure. But also this is just another remind that the only thing you can truly do to stick it to Elon on Twitter is to just leave it.   

Bill O’Reilly must be worried. The Feds will be looking at him for his novels Killing Lincoln, Killing Kennedy and Killing Jesus.

The FBI started a file on my friend’s bookstore after they hosted a poster-making workshop for a pro abortion rights protest. A good chunk of the FBI genuinely have nothing better to do than observe and harass people. 

Given that the oil industry used its unfathomable power to lie to the public for decades, directly leading to the avoidable early deaths of millions of people (not to mention the incalculable environmental damage, which still might potentially lead to the end of civilization), just getting a pipeline blown up is the le…

Thanks to this film, a bunch of nearby hippies were inspired to blow up my own personal chocolate pudding pipeline. Now I have to drive to the store to get chocolate pudding like some kind of asshole!

And imagine how much time it would take.

Oral exams seem like an excellent way to make it easier to discriminate against students on the basis of race, sex, or thickness of accent.

As an employee in High Ed for the last 15 years, this would never work in the US because universities here only care about matriculation. This would expose the 20-30% of cheaters in every class and would cause graduation rates to plummet. So many that make it to a bachelors degree should never have been admitted to…

Holy shit this guy is a fucking asshole 

Profit off the death of one of your former coworkers whom you very much may have been responsible for killing?

Fucking really, dude? AT BEST, this is just a bad idea. At worst most realistic it’s a way too soon way to prey/profit off of a tragic death that you yourself are at least partially responsible for! God damn!

Missing the obvious Memphis, Egypt joke

So you are saying she was from Memphis, Tennessee?

The coins which depict her make her look like a Roman emperor, but that might’ve just been the style at the time. But, if it were meant to be recognizably Cleopatra to the rabble that used the coins, then maybe the correct move is to stop hiring good-looking people of any ethnicity to play her.