Krysten Ritter as the lead makes me

When this was announced, my reaction was something like this:

For those tree huggers....

Jessica Jones and She-Hulk

It’s usually hard to choose between the government and a large corporation but not here

If things go bad and Disney has to send in a private army to enforce their semi-autonomous region, please let them be called “Mouseketeers”. That’s all I ask.

You do not fuck with the Mouse. You lose.

Looks like Ron got bitch slapped. By a mouse.

Disney went way beyond what is stated here. Quartz has a decent article on just what Disney and Reedy Creek signed contracts over before the change over. After appropriate legal discussion in open to all meetings, completely in compliance with FL law.

The Mouse is gonna fuck him up over this. Welcome to the resistance, Mickey.

In case anyone else thought it was the Bagger 293 strip miner like I initially did, I looked it up and while the Bagger is significantly heavier at 31.3 million pounds, and it is able to move, the actual movement is powered by secondary means. So it holds a few records of its own as the largest terrestrial vehicle,…

Wait. So it’s not about a family that walks into a talent agent’s office? GILBERT GOTTFRIED LIED TO ME

Speaking of logistics... I don’t envy Questlove trying to wrangle a set full of cats, much less having to teach some of them to play instruments.

I misread that as The Aristocrats at first and immediately flashed back to a scene in National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie where Christopher Meloni, Mario Cantone, and Robert Klein are discussing the logistics of shooting a live-action version of the The Aristocrats joke.

You do realize that it is Lady Gaga who is starring in the Joker sequel and not Gwyneth Paltrow? Because Lady Gaga does not have famous parents nor does she sell vagina candles.

I mean she’s been nominated for every major film acting award there is, and twice for most of them, so there are at least some people who disagree with you.

And the low-cost cosplayers rejoiced...

Harley is known for her composure and understated couture, so I have to give them props for fully embracing the source material.

1) It’s still genuinely very annoying to me that we have TWO live-action Harleys Quinn simultaneously, and neither of them are played by Jewish actresses. C’mon, what’s the point of secretly running Hollywood if you don’t at least get to reap some benefits from it?