You do realize that it is Lady Gaga who is starring in the Joker sequel and not Gwyneth Paltrow? Because Lady Gaga does not have famous parents nor does she sell vagina candles.

This one great trick to ordering takeout is ... to actually order takeout, not delivery.

They didn’t try really hard. Gaga probably has more eccentric costumes in her closet...

I mean she’s been nominated for every major film acting award there is, and twice for most of them, so there are at least some people who disagree with you.

And the low-cost cosplayers rejoiced...

Harley is known for her composure and understated couture, so I have to give them props for fully embracing the source material.

1) It’s still genuinely very annoying to me that we have TWO live-action Harleys Quinn simultaneously, and neither of them are played by Jewish actresses. C’mon, what’s the point of secretly running Hollywood if you don’t at least get to reap some benefits from it?

It was weird when the lawyer asked if she had a medical or engineering degree when she said the guy’s ribs got broke just from her falling on him.

Plantiff’s attorney was miffed when Paltrow balked at getting off the stand and recreating with her how a man came up from behind her and forced her legs apart and involuntarily spooned her for the jury. She was pretty insistent until Paltrow’s lawyer finally objected and they had a side bar.

It’s a real shame that officers Shawn D. Cooley, Justin Cooley, Michael D. Estep, Shawn D. Grooms, Brian Newland, Lisa Phillips, and Randolph L. Walters, Jr. had video of their pointless invasion and theft of Afroman’s money spread all over the net. I certainly would hate for the names of Shawn D. Cooley, Justin…

I do a lot of going and getting take out and it is always faster.

If you can’t film without consent, then all security camera footage in that state could be argued to be obtained illegally and not allowed in a trial.

Be sure to check with the place for the number to use too, the delivery services have had a habit of taking over web presence and directing people to their call centers, also some monitor the phones and will get a cut of phone orders too. Establishments may have a preferred number with no cuts going towards the…

One thing I’m sure that we can all agree on is that if you are being mocked on the internet the one sure-fire way to get it to stop is to sue the person who is making fun of you. That trick always works.

They were in his house illegally, robbed him and illegally arrested him. He used footage he owns. Not sure how the cops have any case here at all. I hope he wins the countersuit also, fuck those piece of shit cops.

the Barbara Streisand effect is a wonderous thing.

When he got to the point where he asked if they found any kidnapped people in his suit pockets and then his CD case I just about lost it lol

Alongside everything else, why would you make a spin-off about Eleven? She’s literally the main character of the show already. It would be like making a Cheers spin-off about Sam Malone running a bar and flirting with women.

This is proof to me that the AV Club uses voice dictation without proofreading for their articles, and as a person with cerebral palsy who uses voice dictation, This laziness is so dumb.