I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: bring back direct in-show adverts. People want to know what brand of cigarette Dahmer smokes, and whether it’s the refreshing, all-natural additives or the cool, relaxing flavor that he prefers.

Westworld got so bad, they paid them to *not* make another season.

He’s no Clooney

The fact that he marched into twitter with an actual sink performing a stupid played out joke with a big stupid grin on his face on his very first day, stomping into a place that was basically dreading his presence as they knew he would do exactly this, is just jarring in its tone deafness.

I can just imagine Musk’s lawyers telling him about the WARN Act, and Musk making the jerkoff motion. Asswipe. 

This is a major violation of the WARN Act, which you may recall as the thing that started the ball rolling on the complete destruction of Telltale Games. And a lawsuit has already been filed. I’m staying on Twitter to look it in the eye as it dies.

I also love his take of a new ending where Pratt character would die and Lawrence character would be face with the same dilemma of waking up someone else.

I love this video that talks about how if you just rearrange the events of the movie in a different order, it became a thriller horror movie of some sort with Pratt character being the villain.

I think read that in ton of the rewrites of script he couldn’t see inside the pods and he just randomly selects one because the loneliness over takes him which makes a bit easier to empathize with. It’s hard not to consider the gender dynamics when he can visually see her and then look up all the information about…

Passengers sucked, but its problems weren’t the result of being a sci-fi film. It was:

I take it to mean that “space movies” are a passing fad, like vampire movies were previously. Of course, that’s wrong on multiple levels. Not the least of which is that “space movies” is entirely too broad a category to be meaningful. Lawrence’s big Hunger Games franchise seems to fit more into chasing a fad, with the…

I mean, the reason Adele appears to give in the quote is completely wrong. Adele was right by coincidence. Passengers isn’t bad because “space is like vampire movies” whatever TF that means.

Well who knew Adele was this Magic 8 Ball font of knowledge of the movie business?

Adele told me to get out of the restaurant business back in 2019. She said she couldn’t tell me why, just that I’d be better off switching my whole operation over to making hand sanitizer.

Is he supposed to be a transvestite or a hobo? Because either way, he’s misappropriatin’ all over the place!

Just yesterday it was two million.

Musk isn't going to let you gargle his balls, bro

Who am I to tell the richest man on the planet how to do his business? But I really thought this was a bad investment...

Pretty soon, Twitter will be worth nearly as much as Truth Social.