I mean, they do paramilitary work to supplement the revenue when needed. 

My caveats before I get into my gripe: I think the Girl Scouts are a great organization and I buy cookies every year. Tagalongs are my favorite.

Its charity, your arent “buying” cookies. If you want good cookies go to a bakery or patisserie to get fine ones. If you want to help out a troop of young girls learn about the wonders of capitalism and global supply chain logistics, then just buy a box, throw `em in the freezer and be on your way,

Fine, I’ll do it.

Until she re-records those albums a lot of the money she would make from increased sales would go to the people she hates. Makes sense to wait until you’ve set things up so all the benefits of doing the show would actually benefit you.

I would flat out love it if more and more high-profile artists turned down the halftime gig, and they started panicking, and the media started talking, and it all spiraled into a huge crisis for the NFL, and we could make jokes about the d-graders they were being forced to resort to.

Don’t worry folks, in her stead, I will be performing a 40-minute long version of “Ice Ice Baby” on calliope.

Don’t feed the troll, man.  Just let it starve.

“but I like a bit more complexity to my characters”

Takes one hell of an actor to square off against Nicholson in his prime. Rest in peace.

“I haven’t seen this thing that everyone says is smart and good, but I know for a fact that it’s dumb and bad”

Then, my child, you need to stop wallowing in self-inflicted ignorance, go out and binge watch DS9 now.

She played an absolutely realistic mental health nurse and people thought it was the villain of the century.

I would also move to Iceland if I could. I friggin’ love Iceland, and not just because there is less than 1 murder per year in the whole damn country. It’s just a really gorgeous place, and there are puffins in the summer.

I was hoping they would bring out the Halloween McDonald’s toys.

Sorry, I forgot to include /s.

Not really. Szechuan Sauce was a one time item released in 1998 in conjunction with the release of Disney’s Mulan. It came back into the zeitgeist in 2018 due to a reference on Rick and Morty.

The Halloween Buckets were released every year for 15 years. That’s 2 generations of kids enjoying the buckets.

Dear God, it’s Szechuan sauce all over again.