While I discussed the pearl clutching about the rating and other things on a previous article, I’m still convinced the rating is because the MPAA is an arbitrary, extremely flawed organization full of out of touch, bean counting prudes. It can be one thrust too many, it could be a lingering shot with pubic hair (real…

“I can tell you a number of shows or movies that are way more explicit with a lot more sexual content than Blonde.”

Hold on - let me go get a pen and paper. 

“It’s only a matter of time before California’s groundbreaking legislation spreads to the rest of the country.”

Anything you name ‘white delight’ is going to struggle today. That could be anythin from a KKK dating site to an inter-racial porn site.

The ‘most people don’t go to McDs for healthy options’ factor? 

She is a nurse, she has benefits. She could get help and she received help in the past and was committed. I am tired of excuses of stigma or not having health care. She was not a person who had no other choices or options. Save the hand wringing for people who are or were truly destitute.

No drug dealers on a TV set?   Sure guys. 

“There was no monster...”

Oh, yeah, it’s what ever dipshit who’s never tied a tie before thinks he’ll have a crack at once he punches “how do i tie a tie” into the ol’ Google.

If that is supposed to be an Eldredge knot, then he should both learn how to make it even and also not do it with that tie.

Eldredge knot.

I am shocked, shocked to discover it’s been on for 5 years now. 

I like it. It’s not a high concept show like The Good Place or Community, but it’s a perfectly good family sitcom with actors who are old pros.

Especially when they come to tell you that a beloved family member was killed in a car accident. That’s when they get really playful and loose with the facts.

The fact remains that no one is going to call BS if you tell anyone that you were around Lexington Market and someone tried to rob you. It’s not a fact that makes me happy but Democratic mayors or not, Baltimore is extremely crimetacular. And the layout of it is such that there aren’t a lot of ‘nice’ areas that are…

If you can’t trust the Baltimore police, who can you trust?

“And one of the campers was eaten by a bear!”

It’s ABC’s fifth highest rated show and it gets a bigger share of the coveted 18-49 demographic than their third and fourth highest rated shows.

What the hell is going on with that tie knot? Is that a four by four in hand?

Sweet Jesus, they didn’t just kill it off like they should have?!