Be a bit careful - there are squatters who make websites when restaurants don’t have websites.

The sad part is this may also delay cases where people have clear evidence they are in prison on a life-sentence for a crime they can prove someone else committed, but the Court has decided that letting them out would “undermine” confidence in the process.

Instead of the sleeves of cookie dough, come out with a sleeve of stuffing and a box of cookie wafers, allowing the person to slice off a slab of stuffing as thick as they want or just squeeze the sleeve into their mouths and add cookie wafers as desired. 

Hijackings stopped because they are very poor tools to influence politics, even “successful” ones.

Ben Carson did surgeries the best surgeons wouldn’t do - sometimes with horrific results.

It is unfortunate that the literal full weight of a jury cannot be applied for a similar length of time to each of the defendants. Sure, after conviction, for the conspiracy to commit murder as well as the murder itself. 

Recall the tipster who got John Crawford III murdered by cops for holding a toy rifle that was sold in the store, claiming he had loaded bullets into that toy and was aiming at people. Then he was all “Ooops, my bad.”

The King crabs have staged a walk-out. Hundreds of millions of them aren’t where they used to be. Either they found a better location or there was a mass die-off or it is just over catching - where it’s OK to catch and kill certain fish and crabs, just not take them in and sell them. 

Ok - waiting to find out the back of the bottle is pushed in so the entire product is in the 1mm gap that remains in the bottle or that there is a second tube inside the bottle that is 1/4th the diameter and half full and the rest of the interior is just for the Photoshop enhanced picture.

Look for Far Side Boneless Chicken Ranch

The lawyer will be OK. Lawyers get disbarred for stealing client money, not accepting client money.

It is the muscles in the breast of the bird that power the wings, so I call it in favor of Buffalo Wings ... wait ... Buffalo don’t have wings.

There’s no cat. There’s no cradle.

I’m hoping that was weapon’s grade snark from TTO.

EMTs don’t have a strong union but can be used a red herrings to try to draw investigators and public opinion. Didn’t work this time, but there have been times when the EMTs OD a detainee at the demand of the cops and it’s all “It’s the EMTs fault for messing up when we yelled to do the job faster.”

My sincere sympathies. 

They aren’t stupid. They are cruel. Cruelty is their reason to get up in the morning. 

Probably a case for using high intensity UV-C to destroy the spores in their happy environment, but I bet JD doesn’t want to spend for the effort. 

The language that Mark Twain used seems selected specifically to be offensive - not to the people who were the fictional targets in the book, but to the real live people who used that language in their daily lives. To expose them as ignorant, nasty human beings who used that language to denigrate others.

One is replacing history with fiction, the other was fiction from the start.