Given his recent piece equating aid for Ukraine with not buying Christmas presents for a six year old who sees that as a sign they are unloved, I’d say that Carlson has a huge problem with the fact that his own mother abandoned him and then, in her will, left him one dollar. By then he was tied to the Swanson family…

Not so simple as that: https://www.wired.com/2015/03/secret-life-aluminum-can-true-modern-marvel/

I’m thinking of resuming bicycling and the idea of a box of wine on the rear rack with a long sipping tube just might make the day. Less likely to break or spill. 

Taken out of context, “taint wine” paints a picture. 

Aluminum cans have a plastic coating to prevent the contents from dissolving the aluminum. 

When Jimmy Goodman isn’t available the client takes a step down.

Take a star and get out. 

Watch “Breakfast in Collinsville” on YouTube. That one video shows why police should not have any dogs, much less “drug sniffing” ones as the typical police organization hasn’t got the discipline to behave when there is money to be made shaking down people for cash. 

They have no mouth and they must scream. 

Bad news. Spiders aren’t insects. One needs an arachnicide to kill them.

I think there was a photo of a wrapped tray of green beans where one of the beans had tiny eyes. Apparently the managed to harvest a small snake. 

I don’t know how big a story this might be.

Today’s soup:

Are you referring to cross-examination where a plaintiff witness says something and after the defense can immediately question them? I didn’t watch it, but it would surprise me if that wasn’t allowed. The defense doesn’t have to cross-examine. 

All I know is that Depp gave her the finger. 

Spoiler - it was all a convoluted Dr. Who story arc. 

She was stubborn and knew the risk and didn’t resign. There wasn’t anything anyone could have done to convince her.

I am thinking of making up some plywood sheets with that glue used on mouse and rat glue traps, but thicker. Lay them out along the edge of the stage and slow anyone down trying to get close. Put them right at the edge so there’s no broad jumping place to start from.

That’s how many will be at his retirement party.

I expect that third part is the most critical. Ensuring students have a place to study uninterrupted without financial pressure to contribute to the family budget would have aided several students I knew. An additional 4 hours a day, 28 hours a week, for study makes a large advantage.