I’m done fucking around, repeal the second amendment and tell all the butt hurt rednecks they can soothe themselves with my thoughts and prayers. Granted, I don’t pray and my thoughts will be of each and every one of them shooting their tiny dicks off, but it’s the best they’ll get out of me. Fuck ‘em.

Simpsons did it!

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Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

You’d think that these people would already know how to get in contact with their cousins and wouldn’t need a service for that.

He better hope so, because no team will ever consider him for HC again.

>>>>”The linked article about O’Rourke points out that previous progressive candidates spent too much time on urban centers with people that would support them anyways. There’s a realization that they had saturated that market and needed to spread the message further by visiting the small towns.”

Julián Castro declined to run for governor of Texas probably because he didn’t think he’d win, and if that’s true, it’s because the Texas Democratic Party is broken. Someone like Castro absolutely would do more good for more people by trying to fix or rebuild the Texas Democratic Party than he will hanging around…

i think we can all get on the “go the fuck away bill simmons” train as well.

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

You seem to be forgetting about the two touchdown catches (that were totally catches) that Patriots fans will use as evidence of a league-wide conspiracy against them.

Loudest, bitchiest, most obnoxious fanbase in the country...

Do you really think you’re a part of the Pats?

And they’re two boneheaded opposing coach decisions away from having lost five Super Bowls in a row. Just thinking of what a better world that would be makes me teary-eyed

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

It’s the cornerstone upon which we can rebuild this natio... Wait, Eagles fans just stole the cornerstone and are now eating it while setting it on fire.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

You just gave a very good explanation of why so many people want the Pats to lose.