And that’s why it’s completely fair to say that our country is irredeemably, unequivocally evil. Not just the politicians- the majority of people in it who view reasonable and morally necessary reform as completely unrealistic and unachievable, as well

There’s an important difference: he’ll get away with it.

Except Nixon wasn’t a puppet of the Russian government.

I used to wonder why this happened, but Democrats face a challenge that Republicans do not. As an instructive aid, sometimes I practise thinking like a Republican (I won’t call them conservatives because they are radical extremists in every sense of the word), and it is soooooo relaxing. Simplistic clichés in lieu of…

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It’s the matchup that Trump’s America deserves.

Worse. Denver. This is the darkest timeline.

No.

Guys if you need me I’ll be outside lighting myself on fire.

The world is designed to help the fortunate to continue to win.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

Counterpoint: Fuck Boston.

Like any of it fucking matters. Go blow a hobo.

They could play the Al-Qaeda All-stars in Kabul on the 4th of July and I’d be pulling for Al-Qaeda. Fuck them in the ass with a family sized jar of Smuckers.

I don’t seem to remember a single flag being thrown against NE the whole game. I have to wonder how rare that is.

The Pats could have brought a fan onto the field during play, shot them, and still have the refs give the Jags a penalty.

Or there is a god and the motherfucker is a fucking asshole.

THERE IS NO GOD

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