M-O-O-N spells tossed package.

"I know."

Definitely.

my opinion on Harrison Ford (the actual sexiest, always).

You win. What do you want?

Right?! And where's Morgan freeman? That man could talk me orgasm.

These are the BEST pictures of Harrison Ford. He should always have a sloth with pickles on his shoulder.

Three of my favorite things. I need to call it a day! Thank you!

This is the best thing all day.

In that case, it's definitely a pickle. In fact, multiple pickles.

Freud would have a field day with that question...

But I think it's actually a branch. I snagged the pic from google images and a quick and dirty photoshop.

I think the earring disqualified him. Ugh.
But I fixed it:

correct and inexcusable.

An Open Letter to Open Letters:

I can't really get behind her here. I haven't seen Wolf of Wall Street, yet, but from the reviews I've read, yes, Scorcese makes him an entertaining figure, but not a moral one. This Business Insider article does a good job of explaining. I'm sure her pain is still incredibly raw, but I really doubt Scorcese…

Except that's only for people who've worked at least 12 months at a a company that has more than 50 employees. Otherwise, you're not even guaranteed unpaid leave.

STOP. AGH. WHY DID I CLICK? WHYYYY?

It does seem that your employment laws also offer rather poor protection to those who take it all up, though? Admittedly, I'm garnering this from reading personal anecdotes, I'm no employment law scholar, but many people seem to feel very vulnerable to job loss if they were to take twelve full weeks.

WHEN MINNOW PEDICURES GO TOO FAR.