Jezebel would be a better place if there were more Tim Curry gifs. Your post has convinced me.

Wait...hold on. Could smoking pot make MY boobs grow?

Does that mean smoking pot will give me bigger boobs as well? Can't say I'd hate that side effect.

Also, she doesn't even PubMed.

True story: my dog humped my nephew in the face when he was a puppy, and now my nephews are both terrified of him.

Am I only person in the English speaking world who thought Moulin Rouge was awful?

FECK!!

You are missing the point of fat acceptance. It is not "bad health acceptance." Food choices/intake, activity level, lifestyle choices and even health need to be separated from self esteem. You can have self confidence if you want to, regardless of whether others agree. You can hate obesity (in unhealthy cases) yet…

OMG Father Ted! Love it!

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

She's bitter over the fact that the Justice League doesn't see it as a 'useful superpower.'

If we feed her after midnight, does she turn into a gremlin, too?

1) The UK is part of the EU.

It's from RocknRolla with Gerard Butler and my husband Tom Hardy.

He is so adorable.

I hadn't even heard he was playing Mandela and when I saw a commercial for this the other night, I said to my husband, "Oh, is this film based on the period of Mandela's life when he was super sexy?" And my husband answered, "Yes. Few films focus exclusively on his tireless work for sexiness. The story must be told."…

I think everyone loves to see the Patriots lose.

I feel I should point out that although Burt is using the word "football" she means safety-rugby.

Rampant pumpkin- and turkeyshaming 'round these parts.. ;]