So Derek Jeter is just the real-life version of Steve Holt.

I tried everything to get rid of mice when we had them and then I got two natural remedies: a pair of 20 week old kittens named Chowder and Schnitzel. Any fool mouse that was silly enough to come in soon met their maker.

No no no no NO! There is no way you can have a discussion of the sexiest man alive without Tom Mison. Period. End of story. He can ichabod all over my crane any day of the week.

David effing Tennant. MUCH better choice than Levine.

He's lucky! She's lucky! We're all lucky! (THE BANISTER'S LUCKY!!!!)

fair enough, but my curtains from 1999 called and they want their gold dragonfly print back

All lists are immediately invalid without this delightful Northern light.

No comment needed.

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

Oh yes. He just looooves women tooooooo much.

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time

REGARDLESS!!! 'Irregardless' is not a real word, regardless of how many times you have heard it.

Lack of evidence of malice aforethought, i.e. premeditation.

First degree murder generally requires premeditation which doesn't seem to be a factor here. Personally, I think it's way too early to predict what'll happen here.

Murder 1 = I've been sitting around planning for days/weeks to kill your ass
Murder 2 = I wanted to kill you, but I didn't pre plan it
Manslaughter = I didn't plan or mean to kill you, but something negligent or circumstances made me

Generally speaking (and I do not practice in Michigan), first-degree murder is most apprpriate when you have some evidence that the defendant planned the murder. In this case, I think the prosecutor is hedging his/her bets. They are going with the charge that has a higher possibility of conviction.

First degree murder usually involves some form of premeditation.

Uhm, isn't that what the people in the produce section are there for? Asking about whether or not you have correctly picked a ripe pineapple or melon?