Our cheeses will be our honeymoon.

Well then maybe people shouldn't dawdle and take up the whole sidewalk then.

This is a company whose founder named it based on taking delight in Japanese having trouble with the name, so... surprise?

Make sure that if you do sit, it's on a soft, plushy chair and only for 5 minutes at a time.

So basically, standing in one spot and being very thin is really the only way to wear Lululemon pants?

OOH! Or you could do that and get some parrano, too. That's the life.

I bought some triple cream brie. It is fucking delicious but smoked gouda is also delish. Maybe I will get buckwild and go buy MORE cheese and some smoked meats and just call it a life.

Darling, you are just like a woman with no discernible character traits who goes crazy because some depressed dork with daddy issues doesn't want to marry you, but also doesn't want any other man to marry you, causing you to stroll around saying nonsense shit for a while before drowning yourself.

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.

Runners are tough as shit. I used to coach men's and women's cross country at a small highschool so the teams trained together. The men were generally faster, so for our first 9 mile run I said the guys would have to run the whole way, but the women could turn around when they saw the first runner coming back their…

Thank you for upping my Hiddleston delight with Tim Curry!!!!

Potatoes: so good, so cheap, so easy to keep!

oops, meant to reply to you above (thought I did). cheers!

Now you're just being cheeky.

Kind of a half-assed outfit, if you ask me.

+10 for awesome gifs

It's what the Founding Fathers intended.

Maybe not at this affair but we'll always have:

BAH! You totally got me with that twist ending!