The amount of mental gymnastics needed to understand the Italian legal system is formidable. Remember when an Italian court convicted a group of geologists for not predicting an earthquake?

Clearly he's Buster and he knows 19th century Agrarian business practices are widely applicable.

Well done ladies!

With all due respect, I disagree. I would argue that he's morally ambiguous. His body count is at least comparable with Claudius, and while Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern were bumbling fools, they hardly deserved their fates. His treatment of his mother and Ophelia was likewise condemnable.

You win the internet for the day!

It's lunch time here and pickles are one of my favourite things!

Is that... a sloth with a pickle?!

Inexcusable omission:

Not every protagonist is intended to be a moral compass. Otherwise, something like American Psycho or Breaking Bad would never have been made. That distinction (between hero and protagonist) is even more pronounced when you start looking through literature. Macbeth, Richard III, or Hamlet anyone?

Could be worse.

Never understood how the US can humanely justify being the only economically developed country without any sort of Federally mandated parental leave. It's criminal.

As a UK size 8 (US size 6), I didn't feel out of place sizewise in Paris. What I did feel was chronically (and woefully) under-dressed, no matter where we were and what we were doing.

Why do I have the nauseating feeling that Beibs is retiring so that he can pursue a film career?

Totally using this the next time someone tells me to get my lazy arse out of bed.

With all due respect, take that 'exhaustion' from planning a birthday party before the holidays and add the stress and fatigue of the holidays. In addition, most people are starting to feel the pinch of all the money they've spent, so forget trying to get more than a few friends to go out or come to a party the day…

Happy birthday to us! January 1 is the worst birthday, hands down.

As an Irish Catholic, I don't even know where to begin with this comment... and based on how quickly this went arseways, I really don't want to come close to this brutal can of worms. But I will say that the idea that you have to follow every single tenet of the catechism is complete and utter nonsense. I don't even…

Does it come in another colour?

I think the most ridiculous thing is they photoshopped her fingers. What in the world was wrong with them in the first place?