This is such a dumb take.

It’s because it’s not about gaining her consent. They don’t want to date her.

.00984% of the time it works every time.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

Scary, but to be fair I hear Donovan McNabb’s unwanted advances are usually curtailed by his poor stamina and occasional need to throw up.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

This is really starting to piss me off. There is a proven NFL starter, proven playoff winning QB out there and no team will look at because of his outspoken beliefs. #Tebowblackball

if only there was a QB on the market with a skill set similar to Tyrod Taylor to fill in for the Bills...

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate...and yet, somehow, racial harmony eludes us...

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

If it were full of student camera operators or rape victims Notre Dame wouldn’t care

Truly, Team No One.

Real question- how can you like Rocky better than Apollo? I’ve recently seen all the classic Rocky movies, and firmly believe that Creed is a much more interesting character.

Rock- a dumb guy, down on his luck who works hard in order to ascend past his station despite being manipulated by the people around him. A true…

Well it’s a good thing they got him for special teams.

Tim only agreed to sign after he insisted they put a clause in his contract stating that Jeff Hornacek promises not to fuck his girlfriend.

Why hope for that which is inevitable?

Lavar said that if Lebron played on the Lakers with Lonzo they’d win the title. I’m related news, if I played with Lebron on the lakers they’d win the title but I wouldn’t take so many bad threes.

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…