the gallbladder of some people

A comments section without lame puns? You’re kidney me right?

Great. I thought we’d make it through the comments without a lame pun, but here it is, appendixed on the very end.

Sounds faulty to me.

I was kind of skimming the article and read “Warren Sapp” instead of “Warren Sharp” (who I’ve never heard of).

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

They worship gas station food.

As someone who needs to buy a new mattress in the next few weeks, I was hoping to come here and find comments telling me that actually ONE of these companies is amazing and a must buy.

From Field to House: The Jay-Z Story.

Jackson:

It could also easily be argued (as the author does) that Nike is not amplifying Kaepernick’s message, but rather watering it down, repurposing it, and using it to sell sneakers.

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

At least it’s an essay that’s due tomorrow, projects are way worse. His mom would be PISSED if she has to stay up all night finishing a papier mache helmet for him. Especially after she helped him re-paint his old one black and silver just last week.

John Prine. He’s a good boomer. I think there’s only like 12 of ‘em. 

Call your mom.

Someday your grandkids will talk about you in such reverent tones, too.

Jesus, dude. Take a pill.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.