the gallbladder of some people

A comments section without lame puns? You’re kidney me right?

Great. I thought we’d make it through the comments without a lame pun, but here it is, appendixed on the very end.

Sounds faulty to me.

Hate to say this, but as an older person who is not white, I have a lot of reasons for refusing, in particular, a history of police encounters where it was clear I was being dealt with as a suspect for something as I went about my normal (non-criminal) day to day activities. I’ve been solidly a middle class software…

If the police showed up at your house and demanded access to all paper files in your home would you turn those over?

Accept the police state.

I was kind of skimming the article and read “Warren Sapp” instead of “Warren Sharp” (who I’ve never heard of).

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

They worship gas station food.

That’s what my wife says about me

As someone who needs to buy a new mattress in the next few weeks, I was hoping to come here and find comments telling me that actually ONE of these companies is amazing and a must buy.

From Field to House: The Jay-Z Story.

Jackson:

It could also easily be argued (as the author does) that Nike is not amplifying Kaepernick’s message, but rather watering it down, repurposing it, and using it to sell sneakers.

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

At least it’s an essay that’s due tomorrow, projects are way worse. His mom would be PISSED if she has to stay up all night finishing a papier mache helmet for him. Especially after she helped him re-paint his old one black and silver just last week.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.