That was Church Lady. Urkel was “did I do thaaaaaaat?”

Sign Barkley and get him a ring!!!

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

something about Drake dapping a fan on the way out like a player who contributed something useful to the effort just kills me.

In fairness, that’s only because the real GOAT got jobbed in the Final Jeopardy round of his first match. Oh, what might have been. . .

Considering that my highest hopes for this team heading into the year were “play meaningful games in September,” I will happily take getting crushed in the playoffs if it means another 100 games of fun baseball.

When I saw this live I jumped out of my chair, seriously the most exciting player in baseball right now. His personality is more Mike Trout than Tim Anderson so almost nobody know his name. He’s also leading the league in doubles, what a beast.

We’ll probably play the Yankees, so....yeah.

This twins team has just been such a joy to watch. I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED when they get bounced out of the first playoff series 😂

I been looking at Drake lyrics and I’m pretty sure it was Drake (who’s from Toronto, right?) who raps about “the 6ix”?

toronTO

Exactly this. Some people hate and disagree with the barstool content. Others love it. And honestly, that's okay. Can't tell people how to think. Can't tell people what they should find funny. NHL sees value making a relationship with them. The ones who hate barstool are gonna think that is completely wrong. The ones…

Proper Canadian-speak would be “aboo-”

plus dont forget that fresh can burn you get when you crack it open and guzzle half of it

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

Ok.

I know, Nancy is so busy doing the Lord’s work for you and I. I feel so represented.

Can’t wait for the Pelosi Clap Back

I carry a handkerchief, but really only because I am basically a polar bear and I get very warm and very sweaty far too quickly if the temperature rises above like 70. It’s much easier (and more culturally appropriate I suppose) to mop up my flop sweat with a handkerchief than to lift up the bottom of my shirt to wipe…