You don't know shit about hip-hop you cracker ass honkey.  Go back Cracker Barrel and order some pancakes.

Shut the fuck up Steve you fucking drip.

We are actually talking about a game and a paycheck.  This predictable gif is ass.

Again though who better to lack any angle on the real situation in China than a sports writer who makes a living off of sniffing the jock straps of people like LeBron?

All the editor(s) left on staff “we’re good, ship it”

I dont know - why dont they ask these guys about their owners behavior too. AB is a trash can, no doubt, but how about the billionaire owner buying hookers and strangling local law enforcement to prevent video from being released? Id say reporters should ask TB and fuckhead Bellicheck about that too.

Eli - 2 superbowls.

Brisset is the squeaky wheel on your shopping cart there buddy. I wont go do the maths but Im pretty sure he is playing (played) better than Cousins, Garrapolo, etc.

This is stupid. Did you guys get this one in your super secret encrypted in-box from a super-secret source?

Each Raider fan should bring $1 to the game and put it in a basket they pass around to help AB pay.

oh that French guy, you mean “Juicy Smolay”

<puts stone back in pocket>

You know how lucky you have to be to find an actual worker in the suit department at JC Penny?

My family is from Flourtown and they pretty much resemble everything bad in this column.

When is deadspin going to just up and call this guy an “uncle tom”?

Wait - Richard Cheese?  

Agree with everything you said except “great rapper”.

“Who gives a shit”

single vs. plural NO LONGER EXIST (lol)

Not really a fight if 3 people jump someone. Typical Phila. Bunch of fucking losers. Every single dude is 5' 7", brown hair, with a shitty step-dad, percocett addiction and chip on the shoulder.