a 15 second ad for a short video clip just means I’m not going to watch that video or that ad, advertisers

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

Pussy

If you read my post, it said nothing about buying low and selling high, it simply said don’t buy during insane rallies. If you see an investment that’s gone up 1500% in less than a year, it’s too good to be true. If you see an investment that’s up 500% in 27 months and it’s considered “low” at that point, you should…

People who lost $0 don’t write stories like that.

So how much did you lose?

Matt, perhaps you need to reevaluate the lesson.

Thanks for the completely unbias journalism Matt. By your logic nobody should invest in things that have crashed. Buy high, sell low should be the motto, right? We need to just do away with the stock and housing market too. They've crashed and there is nothing backing them.

Lol, what are you 12 years old, and you lost you’re lunch money!? Grow up, learn how to write, and wake up

I also prefer having sex with your wife over watching porn

You take yourself way too seriously, dude. Lighten up a little bit, even only once in a while. I’m sure your wife would love it if you weren’t so humorless and defensive all the time. It might even help your sex life!

The UFC has taken swift action, announcing he will be introduced as “disreputable” instead of “notorious” from now on.

How about, regardless of any other reason, not letting your kids eat boogers because it’s not socially acceptable and pretty damn gross. It’s ok to tell your kids no about, well, anything you want.

I’m no fan of Beto, but their piece on him that claimed he Wasn’t Really Punk was a thinly veiled temper tantrum about the fact that he raised more money than Bernie.

Dahmer, Bundy, Carruth, Kobe,

I’m excluding centers as I think they should be a separate category. So my list goes: Jordan, James, Bryant, Magic. 

Claiming he’s the third best player ever is absolutely ludicrous. How do you justify that? What metric are you basing it off of?

Because he’s the third best basketball player to ever step on the court. He’s absolutely boring and has the personality of a house plant, but people are going to be interested in anything having to do with an athlete of his magnitude. Same thing with Jordan by the way. He’s boring and an all around terrible person,…

I threw up in my mouth the first time I saw a commercial for his ESPN show that described him as a “visionary.” That really lowered the visionary bar for me. 

I’ll never understand why people think Kobe is so damn interesting, when he is very much the opposite.