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I also prefer having sex with your wife over watching porn

You take yourself way too seriously, dude. Lighten up a little bit, even only once in a while. I’m sure your wife would love it if you weren’t so humorless and defensive all the time. It might even help your sex life!

The UFC has taken swift action, announcing he will be introduced as “disreputable” instead of “notorious” from now on.

How about, regardless of any other reason, not letting your kids eat boogers because it’s not socially acceptable and pretty damn gross. It’s ok to tell your kids no about, well, anything you want.

I’m no fan of Beto, but their piece on him that claimed he Wasn’t Really Punk was a thinly veiled temper tantrum about the fact that he raised more money than Bernie.

Dahmer, Bundy, Carruth, Kobe,

I’m excluding centers as I think they should be a separate category. So my list goes: Jordan, James, Bryant, Magic. 

Claiming he’s the third best player ever is absolutely ludicrous. How do you justify that? What metric are you basing it off of?

Because he’s the third best basketball player to ever step on the court. He’s absolutely boring and has the personality of a house plant, but people are going to be interested in anything having to do with an athlete of his magnitude. Same thing with Jordan by the way. He’s boring and an all around terrible person,…

I threw up in my mouth the first time I saw a commercial for his ESPN show that described him as a “visionary.” That really lowered the visionary bar for me. 

I’ll never understand why people think Kobe is so damn interesting, when he is very much the opposite.

I didn’t realize that you guys actually thought of your little fractions of GMG as separate entities. None of your readers do, probably because of all the crosspost pollution.

So lame.

What an absolute fucking cop out.

Imagine thinking that this poster was strictly referring to which specific vertical the blogs post to, and breezing over the rest of the criticisms. GMG verticals obviously posted plenty about the 2016 election, and the fact that they’re now on Splinter isn’t the crux of the argument here.

lolololol what the hell that was the most ridiculous possible response

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