Dude, you have to offer more than this unlabeled axis graph...

Just because they accept them doesn’t mean they recycle them.

Thank you. At least baseball has the excuse of no clock. I’m in favor of some of the pace of play changes for MLB, but let’s stop pretending that 90 percent of football games aren’t glacially slow, with their endless replays, commercials, injury timeouts, and penalties.

Yeah, very few guys are in MLB within a year of being drafted. The difference between MLB and college ball is bigger than the difference between the NFL and NCAA football, and plenty of NFL draft picks flame out.

Or save them and when you redo the exterior of your house cover it in amazon envelopes!

> Yes, the games take slightly less time than it takes for dinosaurs to become petroleum.

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

She has always been unreal to watch. She’s also both what I would have been happy to have inspire my daughter to race on skis AND why I’m pretty much okay with the fact that my kid just wants to have a good day out and not race anyone... it’s scary what it does to the body.

I’m reminded also of this evergreen quote…

Nah they’re Minnesotan so they just wait til you’re out of earshot and then passive-aggressively Dutch Oven your farm, then compliment you on how your cud is very nice "for Kentucky Bluegrass, at least"

Meanwhile, Repugnicans stay silent when their own act according to type - that is, like vile racist pigs

It’s okay. Ain’t nobody to drug and rape, so he won’t be doing anything. 

He can barely work the phone part of his phone, so that’s not surprising. 

Yeah, but most of the singles I remember seeing were suicide watch cells, so he’s likely got a camera pointed at his stainless steel stool.

It’s a pretty old term for a cad, which is an old term for a playboy, which is a not so old term for a douchebag. Or at least that’s how I understand it. 

My husband got one of the napkins on a business trip last month. He was not offended, he just wondered if that ever worked. I will tell him it worked for Jerry-Netherland!

Sounds like its time to rank the seasons.

Or you could live in Canada

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

Dear Deadspin: Please ungrey more accounts. I can barely come here anymore and read the same fucking 5 dudes lame fucking jokes.  This site sucks ass.  Get bent.

Not only is 29 too young to die, but 21 is too young to grapple with mortality after witnessing the violent death of a loved one. I don’t know what the right age is, But 21 isn’t it. I’m sorry to you and your family that happened.