“Somewhere, Fancy Pelosi is being fitted for her new shades so she can stunt on these GOPers when she goes to give her speech about how she Debo’d the president and punk’d him into opening the government.”

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

With all of the unpleasant tanking going on, it’s refreshing to see a franchise really lean into “really fucking mediocre” like the Timberwolves do.

All of them?

Where are those good guys with guns when you need them?

Heck, I’m actually surprised the cops didn’t shoot some random black person in the vicinity for the ‘crime’ of ‘being black in while in the area of a crime.’ It’s not like they haven’t before...on multiple occasions.

That might be the most spectacular display of the difference between being white and black in America Ive ever seen. Thaat one cop towards the end that walks right by both of them and didnt even look over at them probably was hoping dude would stab him. And how in the fuck do you stab someone and get taken to not one…

Hey, playboy, take that up with your wifey.  I’m sure she already knew.

My obligatory “Fuck Kanye.”

I thought he’d do something like this in South America, what with his promise to fade into Bolivian

My bet: a russian hooker took a nude selfie with trump in the background at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton for kompromat. Wishful thinking!

I hope she got paid. Kendrick was foul for this...he’s suspect anyway with all his performative wokeness.

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

Why do young white people like Christmas lights hung up inside their apartments?

Fragrance foul!

Peters should’ve been smarter but I never understood grown ass men heckling other grown ass men. I’d love to go over to that heckler’s office while he’s at his cubicle crunching those accounting numbers and just let him know that he can’t add numbers for shit.

Yeah, I was married once too...

Yep - the forcing you to download the app to read reviews was a killer. I know there are a lot of factors in their demise but that has to be one of them. If I google something and want a quick look at a few reviews I can’t be bothered with some service for which I have to use a standalone app on my crappy phone that…

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.