Understandable given that athletic supporters are sad sacks.

But c’mon man, pivot tables are mad easy, yo!

It would only be collusion if the teams collectively decide to do it.  If each team individually arives at that conclusion there ain’t no collusion.

For years the Nats have been accused of being in bed with Boras given the number of his clients they’ve signed, but now because they don’t want to sign Harper they’ve pissed him off?

Artisanal murder

Craft killings

It is always interesting how people are charged. 1. The government allows gunpowder to be sold which presumably is the explosive in question but it’s only illegal when they’ve determined that you are going to blow shit up? So if this twit had enough sense to shut the fuck up and not broadcast her plans the screw and…

See, I don’t trust people with gauges in their ears and I’ve never been proven wrong.  

Well, it was only a matter of time before someone gentrified mass killings. In the year of our lord, two thousand eighteen, curated hipster mass shooters.

but tumblr has a porn problem...

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

Yeah, but that’s just what a pig disguised as an internet commenter would say. You can’t fool me, Truffles!

I’m holding out for a bean burrito vending machine.

That term is a slur and off-limits. He’s calling out Tekashi for being a fake gang member (the irony of Ross calling anybody fake is delicious)

I still watch the NFL and its baby evil uncle, college football. I find it massively entertaining. I don’t particularly care for basketball or baseball.

You sound like a Packers fan. 

That or they could pay for the video. It seems like the NFL calls these places, asks for the video and gets turned down. TMZ calls, asks how much for the video, then pays for it. Only difference is, TMZ actually wants to see what’s on the tape, the NFL just wants to say “we tried” to get the tape, even though if…

$20k wedding ring from Cartier probably has something to do with it. I want to know how this motherfuckers gets credit for a $20k ring when I can’t even get a decent auto loan for a basic ass car. Professional Shit Stirer is a volatile job market.

I don’t think hoping to make a reasonable wage is, to use your eloquent term, retarded. These employees weren’t necessarily interested in opening a brewery; they’re retail workers whose pay was cut seemingly overnight.