Sugar free, seasoned but I’m salt free/You lay a hand on Hov, my pocket baked potatoes only lemon peppard,  BP good G

Looks like a vet at a homeless shelter.  Probably had two baked potatoes in foil in his breast pocket.

Yeach he looks 58 in that pic.  

I just love that this video is further proof that TMZ breaks more news than a lot of people would like to admit

Meanwhile Migos are trying to rhyme brrrrrr with pewpew.

At least [Kareem Hunt] didn’t do something truly egregious, offensive and unforgivable; like take a knee during the anthem.

People are already saying shit like “well, it’s not like he “Ray Rice’d” her” and “it’s not that bad”. Because that’s pretty much the point the NFL is at right now. At least he didn’t do that. At least he didn’t brutally attack his pregnant girlfriend, or murder his girlfriend and then kill himself. Yeah, probably…

This is where the panel on Project Runway say, “there’s a line between couture and costume. This looks like it belongs on the set of Xanadu.” 

hopefully gangrene hasn’t set in; I wouldn’t want him to be doomed to join the Jets

Fuck. Gender reveals, promposals, elaborate birthday parties for two-year olds... The apocalypse can’t come soon enough.

What are they supposed to do, just not have a gender reveal party? Or have one but not blow shit up? What kind of libtard gender reveal would that be? This was really the only reasonable choice.

Hey Jimmy! Been to see the Liberty Bell yet?

Wow, so it turns out a young developing player does better when he’s allowed the room to grow instead of when he has to cater to a selfish asshole who treats him like shit? Big, if true.

Everyone has been horrible, but you just didn’t hear about it unless it was in your town.

Dad?

Let’s hope that the dismantling of NAFTA will put an end to this nightmare.  By which I mean drinking Corona in a country full of very good beer.

Disclaimer: I do not claim to know about fashion, nor do I have much style to speak of. I know...typical straight guy.

Gluttons eat everything, including lettuce. They don’t discriminate; it’s all about quantity.