Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

I’m curious as to how one gets the job of deciding what other people can post on the internet. Were you born into it or did you apply for it? Does it come with any enforcement power or simply lots of impotent rage? If not, then you better learn to get over it.

Now, now. There’s no reason the Rodgers can’t ALL be assholes.

I heard that his mom is so big that, when she jumps into the pool, she displaces a larger volume of water than someone of a smaller size does.

I thought getting married was a form of contraception.

Hoser, eh?

alternate headline:

“Negotiable” or “Open”, or if they require a number, put 0... that’s what I would do.

“Why would you not pace yourself or cut yourself off after a bit so you remember the experience?”

The Knicks are like the franchise equivalent of the farm where your old pets go to frolic in a meadow.

“For a Giants defense that was without Jason Pierre-Paul ... it was all hands on deck.”

Coming out of a blackout, mid-conversation with a cop, next to my car.

There is not a single school, workplace, athletic team, private club, any organization really, in the country that doesn’t make and enforce it’s own rules entirely outside the legal system.

“Whatever else you do, I am ordering you not to give Private Santiago a code red!”

I’m starting to wonder if he had something to do with instigating the boycott. Tell administration he’ll do what they think is appropriate, then start telling his players mealy-mouthed stuff like, “Y’know, my personal belief, and this is just me on my own...I’m just surprised you guys haven’t done anything to protest…

Or you’re at Arby’s

No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

I’d rip it out with my bare fucking hands.