This feels like the set-up to a joke: How many butt-hurt sensitive science geeks does it take to respond to a blog post comment?

At least for the last guy, sure.

Uh, Doctor? Your average 20 something doesn’t have a long list of completely common, mostly OTC medicine that can get them fired or suspended from their job without pay if they detect it.

please do not sully our collective Friday Night LIghts memories

Plus they have to actually WATCH cycling!

Riggin for Wiggins is not limited to the NBA.

I almost forgot the Biebs was a Canadian until I saw this post, which made me feel better for a second, until I remembered that Canada is still now far better than America.

Perhaps the more important philosophical question is why the hell are you following One Direction on Twitter?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

.....Except Deez nuts

I’m torn. On one hand, Raptors are badass. On the other hand, Huskies are badas, too.

Must Peep Highlight Alert

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.

Well, the grass on the other side if the fence certainly is greener.

Ugh, there’s no whey back from that

Probably an issue with the steering.

Always one to milk a pun...

Her friends say she’s milking the old “grass is always greener” adage.

I’ve herd that’s a bad idea.

Poor thing, she just wants to moooooove to the other side.