Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

During this incident, the victim/reporting person, identified only as a 51-year-old white male from Marrero

Wow, that guy is nuts!

But the nice thing about empty suites is sneaking into them and taking their unguarded beer. Just gotta be quick about it.

God I hope hockey never has choreographed music numbers during commercial breaks or a hype man yelling as Pastrnak takes the puck up the ice

“The NBA is young black males.” Jermaine O’Neal sarcastically asked, “What’s next, we can’t wear our hair in cornrows?”

/Jack Johnson nods, looks at bankruptcy papers, sighs

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Yellowstone PD Detective: “Looks like another case..... has been dissolved.”

DoD only has like 3 wins its last 5 fights. Only 2 KOs. Floyd is undefeated.

Lemme tell you about this bad beat poker hand from 11 years ago!

Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

I’m sure the Zen Master meant that precise word to insult Lebron. Maybe he meant it in the tone of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s My Posse’s on Broadway? Hell, he could have said crew, clique, gang, or better yet, goon squad, and it would have meant the same thing.

This comment is woefully underrated. I feel the need, the need for MORE STARS NOW.

I mean posse was meant to have a negative connotation in this context. Lebron was out dicking around instead of on the plane. I just don’t think it was meant to have any more negative connotation than Leo’s Pussy Posse.

I don’t watch UFC or, really, like anything about it. But I read this whole article, and was pretty entertained. Nathan’s a good writer.

 Sometimes they write outside of the website’s main focus. You’re free to not click the article. They might even still have the “Kotaku Core” thing, where you only get the main video…

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

I can’t tell if you guys are serious now.

Too reasonable. Get out, Canuck.