Bradford was very good, but the bigger story is how bad the Packers are now.

I think even I could do that. Are they still hiring?

There’s something quite heartwarming knowing there are former Duke players out there in basketball camps, not for fame or fortune, but only for the chance to humiliate children.

Correction (09/04/2016): We incorrectly referred to Meekly-Built Mother’s new album as ‘The Child With The Broken Arm’ when it is in fact called ‘Carry her down the Mountain’.

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

It’s real easy. I turn my tv on, and there’s a football game on. Then the game ends and I turn on something else, or turn the tv off.

What about drinking heavily?

That's actually what I did but to a far lesser degree. Casually kicking a soccer ball to a relative a few feet away and my plant leg buckled. Dislocated the knee, sprained ligament and torn meniscus. Luckily no surgery needed due to location of meniscus tear and my knee realigned immediately naturally. Took 4 weeks…

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

The pilot was amazing. When she started patting down Naz in the police station, very slowly, man.

Dear Colin,

This is his first honest answer! I'm coming around on this guy!

Dear God.

You don’t like to watch Slovenia compete in the 1,000 meter backfart?

FYI, Teixeira is actually retiring at the end of the season, not Friday.

or the truth...”i need this guy to leave before everyone in the dugout realizes that this guy has more baseball knowledge in his pinky finger than i can even wish i had”

This is the most 2016 post ever.

It’s okay, none of them are Chargers fans

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