Whats the Michael Che link for? Has he been pouring coke on co-workers over at SNL and texting about rape?  Hmm.

You'd be a terable snuggle buddy.  You should stick to Upwords.

Id say there is one dude or dudette in every fantasy league in the world who is also quite salty.

I feel for this guy. Im currently holding out for paid time off to care for a new pet adoption. So yes, I see numerous parallels between his cajillion-millions and my need for a ferret.

how do I get back the 1.3 minutes I spent reading that not funny comic strip

Hhonestly he gets 50x her spins so. Yeah go watch 60 minutes

Gosh I miss 07

Gosh I miss 07

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durrr Correction - our entire article premise is false, but we’ll leave it up here because of duuur internet and journalismalistc integrity...durrrr

this is what happens when a writer just has it up his ass for some team/GM and no matter what play the organization makes, he has a little bitch fit about it.

So glad the internet didnt exist when I was 6.  

“...a memo from the prosecution stated that not old did Garofano hack into”

Laveon’s Rap does really fucking suck.

Pence’s face looks like he would be the “President” from like “The Purge VI: Succession”

more like zetter-restthatback-berg

Until I was 27 I thought that word was pronounced “ber-go-eesie”.

honestly, if there is one thing Ive learned from my millenial and Gen Z kids is the value of a box and all the shit that came with whatever I bought/was gifted. With the advent of eBay, the value of a good box when you are done with your turntable and craft beer decorating set is significant.  Really.

Sigh... ain't nobody chasing the Taylor Swifts of hip hop. 

Maybe its Student Information Systems?  

My only problem with this write up is that the author thinks he should’ve changed his voting and that which he supports because he was dying and wouldn’t have to face voters. Why would or should someone who is dying change their principles? That’s a stupid thing to write. This guy likes 85% of what Trump did and was a…