LOL

Yeah I put down about 17 drinks and have blown a .19 over five hours. So says the osicfer.

Well, no wonder Im such a nice guy then.  

Yes what the hell. Recently had a friend who was in for chest pains and they didn’t find out what was wrong and bammo died. Sad.

Great article 

Chris hook me up w/ur login details so I can follow your plug on the Athletic

Meh

YO, is that a bananna boat in your pocket with Chris Paul riding shot gun or are you just happy to be a Laker?

He was actually more interested in protecting his show than letting one of his gay cast members act “gay” - even away from the set. So, yes, this is in the documentary, and he isnt really that great then.

Says the user with MC Hammer as his photo.

So they shouldn’t have made an offer because Glen Taylor is a pussy?

Fucking nine minutes? baseball sucks..games too long...

+ 1 Novichok exposure

Oh my dear we wouldn’t want to see the battered face of this poor woman but FUCK YEAH BRO LETS WATCH MMA AND READ ATTICLES ABOUT IT ON DEADSPIN

Oh joy gymnastics stories. I won’t have to leave deadspin and go to Espn anymore to get the latest on how the trampolines are bouncin.

Asdf....

This is try too hard kinja 

Hmm. Counter point....

Well, you are in luck.

I’m on your side but you guys keep bringing this guy up here too.  I don’t know who is clamoring for more stories on molester pitcher...  the whole thing you just laid out is like a damn Wikipedia page on him.