I did this once. Unfortunately I was 32 and at the office. Cop not amused.

I started a list and it made me feel so horrible that I decided to just blame my parents and call my sponsor.

Recently I just committed a crime so I could get some of this shit.

And why should she not just disappear?

I see what you did there

Fapachino?

Yes 

Perky Jerky is shit.

Perky Jerky is shit.

you are thinking of ronaldo simpleton

Jesus. Tough guy behind the keyboard.  All that bitch ass insight whereas in reality you’d probably bend over backwards if you were in country to kiss some Argentines ass.  If you were here you’d just sit there and smile.

TMZ much?

So now his head will grow to 3x its natural size (literally), his voice will change to sound like Ned Sanders, he’ll shit all over the media, hit 8000 home runs and not make the HOF.

That ain’t shit. I saw 2 chainz smoke a blunt worth at least that on Most Expenzsivest.

Yeah and you could replace him with a cardboard cutout of Ronald McDonald and they still win 70.

I eat ape ass

“I have aids”

“Get in my hole”

“My cock has tentacles” shouted loudly

This is really incredible and extremely important to the people there. I heard him interviewed on the news and he said it’s 70% accurate at detecting malaria after a couple days and that this directly saves lives. Most people there, he said, would wait much longer to get help because th y wait for more symptoms.

I don’t know. I think when I read the title I got it. What you found in the collection was yourself.