If I were the commissioner Id punch out my woman in an elevator and not suspend myself.

Lets replace “worry for his mental health” for “hope for his eminent demise”. There ya go, fixed it for ya. Fuck him and everything and person he is around.

Damn I knew i recognized these guys

I just came here to say I hate that idiot.

God I miss shooting pucks in my mom’s basement.

Michael Jordan would never do something as terrible as that.

I guess I’d like to add that if your kid is sticking his fingers, forcibly, up other kids asses, this is also a warning sign of trouble.

I cannot resist starring anyone who properly applies the term “doochnozzles”. Thank you for that.

Wow lmao.

Whore. She deserves dick pic sends. “oh I’m on maxim, oh I’m just showing my Ass, oh I just can’t believe people wanna fuck me, stupid instagram”

I had to reply and tell you that this comment is shit.

Why’d he run? He probably knows karate and is a bad driver.

Gosh Alex Smith is fucking horrible.

...and a the best environment in the league to raise a family

Fucking east coast retards act like you’ve never seen snow before.

Fuck it, I’m headed to Knoxville.

(...You can also treat them like disposable cogs in a machine, because system trumps personnel to an extent.)

Stop ass-kissing. Your stuck in the grey junior.

And you know that idiot had ever 45 lb plate in the gym occupied for 25 minutes while he setup and flexed.