Yeah - I suppose they should also outlaw Karate, MMA, Boxing, roman greco wrestling, and the part where they hit each other in American Football. We should just all sit around and make paper cranes and participate in Olympic ice dancing.

Filing this under “Try hard yet fail to Troll”... Go iron my clothes Chid.

This is crazy crazy crazy crazy

Merry Christmas my friend!

No Summit Winter Ale?

“Phew!” - New Orleans def

Shitty write up of an imaginary problem. All done.

This is a great post - One could mistake this list for a list of PED suspensions instead of OPS leaders.

How did you ever get un-grey- your the biggest asshole on this entire site. Worse than me even.

I’d butt fumble.

You are retarded.

Keep laughing.

“The reason the Stade de France attack wasn’t nearly as deadly as it could have been was because a security guard found an explosive vest while conducting a low-tech pat down (metal detectors don’t detect most explosives).”

How the fuk you get stars

It was ok. I liked this one better:

He’ll probably “retire” - then return with the Clippers ala Favre, lead them to the Western Conference title game, crap the bed, and then retire after another sex assault debacle.

More like “Zach Zebra”! AMIRITE??????/

I’ve been terrorizing rims since 2004 but fuck that ecstasy dealer who moved in 09.

Yep fuck this kid. At least he learned the American Way to be a money humping opportunist. He will probably grow up to own hotels and run for President.

Great. More dead eggs.