The control freaks don’t even grasp the purpose of not remaining next to a semi truck. Look at these people on the road. They’ll sit there for miles on end. And the damn ducklings that sit right off your corner or next to you until you do something sudden they can’t adjust to in order to break the bond.  Then they…

This and there is no way in hell I’m going to sit next to an 18-wheeler if there’s open road in front of me. I can think of a number of potentially dangerous situations that I’ve avoided by speeding up to get away. This is stupid and intrusive. My car already thinks the speed limit is 25 on a rural road I drive…

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I don’t see local police municipalities supporting this at all.

It could say just about anything in German and you would think it’s reprimanding you.

You’re doing it right.

This is the sticker I put on the back of my ‘14 Grand Caravan SXT that I bought for $10K back in March. I had my mind made up that my next vehicle was going to be a mid/large SUV (Highlander, Pilot, etc.), although what I’d convinced myself I really needed was a crew-cab truck that I couldn’t afford. But when I rented…

Listen, you don't have to disguise the fact that you're obviously a minivan trying to pass as human. When the robots rise up, I hope to have made some allies amongst your ranks by being cordial and diplomatic now. Please come in and make yourself comfortable, let me know if there's any way I can accommodate your needs

I’m the human embodiment of one, yes. Outwardly unsexy, but highly useful. My true dad self.

Or alternatively, I’m not just the head of the minivan appreciation society, I’m also a client.

After losing my beloved 2000 Honda Odyssey in March (T-boned), I managed to pick up a brand new 2021 Pacifica Hybrid Limited with $7,750 on the hood - PLUS - ill get the $7,500 fed rebate because its a PHEV, which means ill have paid $34,650 for a pretty plush stuff hauler that also gets enough battery mileage to…

We are running out of damn near everything.  It is just that now we are running out of shit that hardly anyone wants too. 

I like both wagons and minivans a lot, but they are different machines that serve different purposes.

Uhhh, so what wagon seats 7, costs ~$40k, gets 25mpg combined or more, and comes with a factory warranty? None? Besides the additional space & comfort, this is exactly why there is a solid place for minivans.

If not, then what’s the point of being the richest man in the world, really?

Oh man if I were Jeff Bezos right now I would totally be offering them a bailout package in exchange for making me God-Emperor of Montenegro. I wouldn’t want any actual power though, I just want to wave a scepter around and go to fancy parties.

Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) working as it should. There is just no downside to the Chinese if the loan gets paid or not. Chinese state owned companies are doing the work, and if you don’t pay, then Chinese courts have a say over your countryside. No need for invasion! Brilliant! Your really can’t go wrong when…

Found in its natural habitat.

Why is it pointless over the kitchen counter? It’s not like you need the head room sitting in a chair or lying in bed. While washing dishes or prepping dinner wouldn’t that be exactly where you want the height?

Please tell the powers that be to put Nice Price or No Dice back up on the masthead, it’s hard to find now.  I thought it was gone at first, and it deserves to be at least findable without rolling down through menus. 

this needs a 6.6 Duramax and Allison 1000 or a cummins.