Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

lol so I usually order this as Cab and Coke and my mini game is seeing how often I get Captain and Coke instead. (IT’S A LOT)

I am one of those who want nothing to do with sports and I used to read Deadspin every day. Now I get mad at myself for accidentally clicking anything from there and giving it a view.

‘Where are the Burns-O’s?’

Crack a window, Willie! (My most used random thing to yell whenever there’s an awkward pause or no pause or someone asks me for the time)

OUR WARCHIEF, THE DARK LADY SYLVANAS WINDRUNNER

So everyone always says the Stanley Cup is the hardest of the Championships to win, and I say its not—if you’re a team that’s good enough to make the playoffs and your goalie gets hot, that’s all you really need...when it’s streak city, former #1 overall knucklehead Fleur-dog, well, gz on the Cup Vegas.

Got my a machines on the table, got my b machines in the drawer

Or is it perfect username/comment synergy???

Cab and Coke is my jam!! I play a minigame when ordering it called, ‘What are the Chances They Bring Me a Captain and Coke Instead?’ (VERY HIGH). Either way, I win booze

Red Bull Simply Cola was so good. I buy this 1893 now just to get the numbers up so maybe Red Bull goes, ‘oh now there’s a market for well made colas’ and brings it back? Lol

Red Bull Simply Cola was so good. I buy this 1893 now just to get the numbers up so maybe Red Bull goes, ‘oh now…

Lol yeah I work at O’Hare so I go through security every day and So Much This. GRAB YOUR SHIT AND MOVE. YOU CAN ADJUST YOUR WATCH LATER.

'It's ghostBUSTERS not ghostLUCILLES'

It’s ghostBUSTERS not ghostLUCILLES

King is the thing I put first in new phones, void storage, clouds, whatever the new place to put things is

I feel like she trotted out the 'she's too pretty to be a REAL nerd' argument though, which I'm naturally very aware of.

I know, I know!

Whenever I hear someone spouting some crazy conspiracy theory I like to join in and tell them that teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get em.

Lol so this DOES happen to other people?! X-files, the sentient security system one, checking in

#TeamWhiteWalker