I was on a date with a woman and we were talking about how I take antidepressants. She asked if I’d tried “healing my depression through alternative medicine”. I told her, “no, because if I tried ‘healing my depression’ through ‘alternative medicine’ my next step would be painting the walls with my brains.” I have…

that... is an excellent idea. I could do it like a what-not-to-wear reveal party with all the cool family members. sibling gets a day all to themselves and people will already be prepped with the news by the time my wedding rolls around so it won’t be as big of a deal. thank you!

This is kind of an ancillary point, but can we all just agree that weddings are often if not always super-stressful because friend and family tensions are brought to the surface? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if I had it to do over, I’d go to City Hall. The marriage is great, but I regret the wedding. …

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

Yeah, if your father ever wronged anyone you can never care about that person. Because it’s the year 1100 and we all have our blood vendettas to maintain.

I don’t think she’s ever hidden that her father was an asshole. And it came through loud and clear in the documentary she did. Also in subsequent interviews about it.

Boycotting his show won’t make one iota of a difference. If you really want to do something, contact his advertisers and tell them that you will not purchase their products anymore as long as they support the Dr Phil show. Contact an advocacy group for mental health and alert them to this...

How about a boycott of “Dr.” Phil altogether. And throw Dr. Oz into the mix for good measure.

Y’all Liz Hurley is fifty fucking five. This pic was taken days ago. Hugh is a jack ass. Ditch him Liz!!!

I’m not and never was a massive Hillary fan, and I agree with much of your sentiment here. The lack of makeup, the general depressed aura. Makes me admire her EVEN MORE for turning up and fulfilling her obligations with dignity. Like an adult. Like a leader.

I keep having this dream where Donald Trump dies before the electoral college votes. And then somebody gives Hillary the win because she won the popular vote.

America is worth it, that I don’t disagree with, that I don’t doubt. If we didn’t believe it, we wouldn’t have voted it.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Here we have a woman delivering a poised and eloquent speech about the importance of protecting our children a week after losing the presidency and meanwhile the necrotic ballsack stuffed with radioactive waste we call a president-elect is putting Nazis in his cabinet and filling his weekly quota of empty legal…

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

I thought I was approaching the point of not crying every day about the election results.. nope.

And who helps little kids who are living in poverty and have AIDS. Thank goodness we avoided that!

NEVER STOP SAYING IT

pieces of flair

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.