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Did she murder her dead husband to collect on the insurance money so that she could buy the full house? Was that the plan all along (hatched with Steve one night when they were high on speed and bath salts?) Was comet a ghost of a dog all along guarding the house and it's inhabitants from the more evil spirits lurking

From what I understand, the story is that DJ’s husband dies suddenly and she, her two sons, Kimmy Gibler and her daughter, and Stephanie all move into the old house, since it’s assumed that Bob Saget has retired to an old folks home for dirty comedians. Honestly, I am most sad Andrea Barber got dragged into all this,

Better than the Addams family house? I think not....

Is DJ moving back home? Or did she buy the house? Did she buy it from her dad? What kind of job does she have that she can afford a Victorian single family home in San Francisco? IS DJ TANNER A TECH BILLIONAIRE?!

This is unfortunately a common theme with this show’s treatment of Amy... she started off as kind of the female version of Sheldon to explore the quirks of Ladybusiness and stereotypes we have of women, and over the seasons evolved into a 1 dimensional obstacle for Sheldon’s id (which is pretty much all Sheldon is

My brother recently said, “This show is God’s gift to man.” And I was like, “So it’s true, God does hate us.”

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

It’s become so hard for me to respect my brother and his husband because they like this show

Oy, please don’t “dress up” like a “Jew.”

I always wanted to take a crowbar to that damn reindeer coach. Even Santa threw Rudolph under the bus.

My hometown had a video rental place called Video Mansion. It smelled like dirty carpet and farts in there, but it was awesome. I think it finally closed like 5 years ago. If my brother and I were Good we could go there and pick out One Video Each for the weekend. And microwave popcorn was a novelty-when I was really

Cool. He’s a multiple murderer and was given a chance to get his life together. He pissed on it, so now that chance is revoked. Sorry, bra. Hope that affluence buys you a lot of commissary in prison.

That kid looks like a young Kathy Geiss. Or, it could just be the haircut.

Whoever posted these pictures and tagged the DA is an American hero

When the girl who burglarized me went for sentancing, her mom actually requested a delay for her jail time so they could take a trip to Florida because it was a stressful time for the family.

Hey, couch-fucking is a victimless crime. Don’t bring us into this!

“But it’s an important vacation that I swear was in the planning for months. Yes, I only bought the tickets yesterday. So what? Months, I said! Are you calling me a liar?! I’ll sue!”

If smug had a smell, he would reek of it. Rotten little shit.

What are the odds that mom and Ethan can’t be found because they are on the lam, in Switzerland? (or somewhere equally fancy that lacks extradition to the U.S?)