I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

That fucking NAME. Clementine Desseaux. It’s like unwrapping a bow.

“This year, all I want is a regular sheet cake with funfetti icing, instead of your failed cake pops, mom! Stop with the cake pops!”

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

This is horrifying.

Random Hannibal Buress cameo!

Agreed! Adults in baby costumes, adults with kid voices in commercials, or vice versa, those messed up Halloween store adult baby Halloween costumes. I find it all so creepy and unsettling. Adult babies make me want to jump out the window.

First and foremost you kinja name is fantastic and it made my day.

I hate, HATE, adults in baby costumes, I don’t care what statement she’s trying to make. I still have nightmares about that cold medication commercial that featured a man with a fucking baby head.

Ariana Grande has to be pissed off that Miley is stealing her gimmick.

took their kids on a field trip to the Smitten Kitten, a local sex toy shop.

There’s something to be said about how being honest about “taboo” things for teenagers (sex, drugs, alcohol) can prevent them from falling into bad patterns. If you make something appear normal and just part of life that may or may not be good, it's easier to look at it objectively.

Highly recommend these two classics:

I can not stand the fake explanations parents give for conception. One coworker told me about how they told her 4 year old that mom and dad went to the bean store and picked out the most perfect bean and she swallowed it and now it’s growing into a baby in her tummy.

As someone who

My husband and I talk to my stepkid about sex (as much as she hates it) if only because my husband had her as a teenager, and he was the product of abstinence-only education. While there’s definitely a part of him that would rather pretend she’s not going to have sex until she’s 30, the realistic part of him would…

Stop trying to act Beyoncé. Please. Just stop.

If you’re going to reference a specific case, you might want to actually read up on and understand that case first.

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.