Morse looked like he was there to play peacemaker and get between Strickland and Harper, his old teammate.

Alright, I’m confused. I thought you were supposed to throw the ball at someone on the other team when said team has wronged you. I can’t keep up.

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

big idiot’s beef

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Not all of Major League twitter demeaned itself. One team focused on what really matters today.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

You socialist liberals make me sick. You preach tolerance and love. All I can say is fuck you!

30 bucks says 50% of them are the Menendez Trump Brothers, 25% are Curt Shilling and the other 25% are from my dad.

Getting this put on a t shirt

I am more intrigued by the members of Hanson attending a Pirates game.

Good on his parents for making sure the kid stays hydrated.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

I went outside to grab the paper this morning and rant into a Trump voting neighbor. I smiled as I picked up the paper and said “It’s tough to keep up with everything these days”, and he replied “I don’t even want to know”.

Jesus Pillar. You’re in the box and he’s on the rubber. Be ready to hit you fucking chump.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

I honestly have no idea how this radio show last so long. Between their awful teases for segments that never went anywhere, and the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.