Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

He’s like the kid who used to show up at the schoolyard in authentic Jordans and Gary Payton jersey, yet as soon as you passed it to him, he dribbled off his foot.

A thousand blessings unto you on this day.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

I’m with your kids, if you told me to put something up, I would be completely baffled as to what you were requesting of me.

That’s like when I tell my kids to put something up

Needless to say, the Broncos wouldn’t have been able to win a game like that if Tim Tebow was still leading them.

You’re not getting the credit deserved here.

The end of an era, in more ways than one.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

Joke’s on the fan. He signed it “Chris Rock.”

Came here to see this, didn't leave disappointed.