Wow I can play catch on grass for a few minutes! And it only cost me, what, $200?

And yet you still choose to click the link and respond.

“My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

Odor: Bats L, Throws R, Slaps L.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Counterpoint: There are no good cats.

“How many home runs does he have?”

Bethancourt replied: “cool it. I was just horsing around.”

Sorry, if a guy hits a ball onto Waveland Avenue, he can not only watch it fly, he can bat flip the damn bat onto Addison Street.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Juice boxing

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

The pre-fight...

Hi!

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.