that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

Okay, I haven’t seen either of these; this exercise was a failure. I don’t think you need a ton of previous Marvel intel here, the violence isn’t upsetting at all, and there’s lots of jokes, so I say you’ll be fine. I tried to watch The Raid with my wife once — don’t do that.

Salt in the wound.

i’m not crying you’re crying

I’m really going to miss that guy.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

im crying

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

The Onion King, One True King of Westeros.

YESYESYESYES.

Why the hell is she smiling/jokingly laughing while she asks that question? When is someone going to grow some balls and put this motherfucker on a stove?

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.

So here’s to you, Ms. Targaryen,
Mereen hates you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say, Ms. Targaryen?
Flamin’ Drogo’s left and gone away
Hey hey hey

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”