These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

what

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

You definitely get the point of the article.

Was it NSFWADA?

I suppose it’s POSSIBLE that a “gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled” person could reach 26 and still be a virgin, but it seems highly unlikely. Whatever the case is, I hope she’s having fun.

Katando, Orlaty, Blerry

....slim pickin’s.

*KATANDO*!

It sounds like something a dermatologist would remove.

Do they deserve better than Ploom? I’m not convinced...

“they both smiled a lot.”

Why are his boobs bigger than hers? That can't be accurate.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

+1 awkward pause & Magarchman talking over each other

You clearly have never watched the AVN Awards.

Renaming “Hateful 8" as “Racist Clue” is probably the best thing you have done in your entire life Drew.

True, but, as an adult, she still thinks she had a great time. Her word should count for something.

And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

Taylor Swift winning album of the year is some serious bullshit. Kendrick Lamar and Alabama Shakes were far more deserving. I guess we couldn’t go one awards season without having America’s favorite little white princess playing the underdog victim card. GAAAH I can’t stand her.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.