Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Kids are cute, puppies are awesome, hockey players scoring goals is super...yet the inevitability of this gimmick being buried into the ground already annoys me. So I hope and expect you, the Deadspin hockey beat, will also post every time a kid holding a goal-for-puppy sign is forced to leave a game disappointed and…

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

I’m at the Venetian, playing poker with a handful of the usual types, and this scrawny guy in a fur coat walks in and sits next to me. It’s Vegas, so there are plenty of guys wearing stupid clothes, but everyone is staring at this guy. Somebody asks him what he does for a living and he says he’s an entertainer.…

I wouldn’t have a TV if it weren’t for live sports—the national sports networks and my RSNs are literally all I watch. I wonder if it would make any financial sense to offer sports-only bundles, in which the networks can charge a higher fee but the overall package is less because there’s none of the non-sports…

This happened at one of the GIANT pharma companies I worked at a few years ago. It was complete chaos for an entire day since the initial email was from some VP with the ability to email EVERYONE.

I will never understand this idea that multiple women are just telling the same lie about a man. How low of an opinion must you have of women to think that they actively seek to conspire with strangers to “bring down” innocent men, and meanwhile face their own reputations probably being destroyed with bullshit…

“To be clear, while my conduct may have been inappropriate, I have never drugged anyone or engaged in that type of behavior.”

this woman? like, a dozen women? wtf is wrong with you?

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

Well, Farrah makes pornos? And they all make babies.

no....its my song

Yup - HIPAA is definitely relevant, particularly in the Jones situation. However, just in case folks were misled, HIPAA actually stands for the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.

I’m willing to hold off on judging her until I hear her side of the story bizarrely retold by Sean Penn.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

TECHNICALLY, it’s space opera/fantasy, not science fiction.
*Pushes up glasses*
*Sniffs own fart*

I get irrationally angry at any semblance of criticism for the The Force Awakens. I know people have issues, I get it, it’s your opinion, whatever. I saw it twice in theaters. It was simultaneously a great Star Wars movie, and a great sci-fi movie. Fuck off and fight me if you don’t agree.