Still funny.

Warren Harding. One of the worst, most corrupt presidents in history, so YES. In order to be truly corrupt, you also have to be unrelentingly horny.

At first, I thought these were all photos of Andrew Luck.

It takes a lot of concentration.

Yeah but the Gawker comment section, though...

TMZ: “Fred Jackson and Marshawn Lynch a driver were racing driving down a mile-long 0.4 miles of straight road with a curve at the end, when Jackson lost control at the end turn. Police describe this as a reckless act of endangerment to be driving a sports car so fast nothing special.

....and, and, and this just in,…

I just wish it was *this* Matthew Berry.

I think CNN just went meta on all of us and trolled themselves.

I’m not excusing Sark (as a UW alumni, I’m especially not excusing Sark) - I’m just saying, I would’ve led with the antidote about $1,600 spent in two days at the hotel bar over this early “it’s 5:00 somewhere” quote.

“During a stop at a rib joint in Nashville in January 2013, for example, Sarkisian and three assistants ordered four shots of Patron Silver, four shots of an unspecified liquor and five beers. The coach cashed out at 11:53 a.m.”

So... 4 men had 2 shots and 1.25 beers each? Before noon? That actually seems like quite a…

God, I love these movies. The best part of Bourne is the soundtrack of European police sirens.

Agreed. Part of the beauty to Bourne is how not-comically over-the-top all of the action scenes are. While none of this is obviously realistic, a Mini Cooper crashing through a window, stabbing someone with a random desk object (and especially the lack of ridiculous “shoot bullet at pool of gasoline” explosions) are…

Best part of this is his dickhole friend who just stands there watching him get eaten alive.

Murtaugh: “I’ll never be too old for this shit!” (The Prequel)

John McClane: “At least it’s statistically impossible for me to ever be placed in another terrorist situation! Plus, now my wife and I are better than ever!”

John McClane: “At least it’s statistically impossible for me to ever be placed in another terrorist situation! Plus, now my wife and I are better than ever!”

This is gold

Real talk: A Drake/Kanye halftime show would be amazing.

I guess my only question is, if he does play at the show (even with a number of other performers)... what songs is he going to play?
“Hey, remember this single that I already played at XLVIII? Let’s do it again! You guys want ‘Grenade’ again?!”
It just feels lazy when there are a million other artists out there who put…

Every time Wilson has ran the ball this preseason, my family starts shouting “NANOBUBBLES, NANOBUBBLES, NANOBUBBLES” at the TV.
Fuck Russell Wilson.