OMFG, I love your tights! They are amazing!

Yeah, I have a feeling that I am going to hate this remake. The original was perfect, why potentially fuck it all up just so you can put new actors in it?

Let's try this again, since Kinja is being a jerk tonight. Uh, how is she even able to still get pregnant and carry a baby (or four) to term? Has she not gone through menopause? And if she hasn’t, how? And if she has, how is she still getting pregnant?

Uh, howls she even able to still get pregnant and carry a baby (or four) to term? Has she not gone through menopause? And if she hasn’t, how?

Edited because I got Kinja’d!

Someday, we'll have one of those bathrooms that have a shared shower, but two separate toilets in their own mini rooms. Or just complete separate bathrooms all together. We're moving from a two and a half bathroom house to a tiny one bathroom apartment on Friday, and I can just imagine how this is going to go. We both…

Ugh. I just can't with the pooping while in the shower. You're right, the humidity and poop smell. Especially since if you flush, the shower water changes. And if you don't flush, the smell is gross. And then you forget I flush and gets even more gross. Just no. I'm in the shower, that door is locked, it's my time.…

I thought Kourtney and Scott had three kids now?

This is exactly why I buy men’s rozors. When I bought them for the first time with my husband around, he asked me why didn’t I grab the pink ones, as he knows I buy tons of pink stuff all the time. I had to explain that when it comes to razors/deodorant/shaving cream/body wash, women’s labels are stupid expensive. I…

Ok, universe and death, we'll give you Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams, but you have to give us back Robin Williams. Please?

Thank you! I knew being a Batman/DC comic nerd would pay off eventually.

I can see this from Harley Quinn's direction in my head.

I would wear the fuck out of that shirt!

OMG, I can almost see the posters of the MTA Etti-Cat explaining why you should keep your yarnin' to yourself! A cute, cuddly kitten wrapped up and playing with the yarn.

I imagine that crochet bingo is fairly similar, because if it is, Bingo! I've heard like 90% of those from complete strangers. And it is every time.

OMFG, I love me some Jennifer Lawrence. That woman can do no wrong, to me at least. I am like, head over heels for her. She is even the background on my tablet. My husband calls her my next wife, and she's one of those free celebrity passes that couples sometimes talk about. I even found out she was on the Bill…

I have. My husband has always done so well in the jewelry department. He has always known what I can and can't wear, always picks out beautiful pieces for me. Never balks at the prices either. Perfection after so many years of idiots.

Totally. My sister in law can wear the coolest looking costume jewelry and never have an issue, she doesn't even turn green. I try it and I start looking like the hulk. And boyfriends always hated having to pay for gold or sterling silver when they wanted to get me jewelry.

Uh, why am I strangely turned on a little by watching most of these?

Me too. It seems like if I even look at a piece of jewelry not made with gold or sterling silver, my exzematic skin just starts to bubble and burn.