Lewis Black does anger so well! My husband and I can't wait for this movie!

OMG, my mom has done this for the last 25 years! She makes up her own words for everything and makes it as dirty as she can. I used to hate it when I was younger, she used to ruin all my favorite music. Now I just find it hilarious. Provided it's not like, my favorite music, which I tend to not play around her. But,…

Then maybe I'll give it another try when my ChapStick runs out. I miss how smooth Burt's Bees went on. Thank you!

Then maybe I'll give it another try when my ChapStick runs out. I miss how smooth Burt's Bees went on. Thank you!

I knew I should have read more before I commented! I cant remember where I read it, but since then, I just can't bring myself to buy it again.

I knew I should have read more before I commented! I cant remember where I read it, but since then, I just can't…

I read somewhere that the peppermint oil in the lip balm actually dries out your lips more. Has anyone had a problem with these? I used to use this religiously, but after I read that, switched over to regular ChapStick.

I read somewhere that the peppermint oil in the lip balm actually dries out your lips more. Has anyone had a problem…

I must start doing this with my husband at family parties! Much better than giving him the 'let's go before I start hitting people with my wine glass' look.

Need these so bad!!

I must have these!

My dad was my Barbie dress maker. After working all day, he'd come home and set up our sewing machine in the kitchen and make all forts of beautiful dresses. He and I loved going to JoAnn's, Michael's, and A.C. Moore to pick out different fabrics and laces and ribbons. My dad spoiled the shit out of me when I was a…

I usually love and want almost every Apple product, but they really are getting ridiculous. I truly was tempted to buy an IPad, but they're outrageously priced. Instead, my husband and I both got the ten inch tablet from RCA. Between the two of us, we spent $450. They both came with hard cases, keyboard, 16gb of…

Thank you for the Big Bang reference! My husband and I are MAJOR Big Bang nerds!

I can't wait to move out of NJ. I hate this man so much it almost hurts. Does he not realize how horrible he is treating women, even if he is doing it indirectly by telling us we cannot have access to cancer screening, STI screeening, birth control, terminations, and anything else PP provides? Most people in NJ can't…

needs more Batman!

Starred because I love the word 'fuckwaffle' and must find a way to slide that into my normal vocabulary.

Fuck yes! I must be like one of the only people really excited to see her on a weekly TV show type thing. But I cannot wait for this. She is so out there and strange sometimes that I feel like an AHS could be right up her alley. We don't even have cable, but for this I will find a way to watch it every week!

Yay for cooking without a recipe! People always ask me to tech them how to cook, whether it's a particular dish or just in general. And I just can't do it. Because I have no answer for them when they ask 'how much of this goes in' or 'how long do I do this for'?

I'm so glad I'm not the only one to have ever sheared off the bottom of a glass jar by pouring hot bacon fat into a cold jar before.

It's all good. My phone has a sweet Otter Box on it, so it would have really been fine if I had gotten wet. I did not get it all the way out my nose, just that little bit where it burns the back of the nasal cavity like a bitch. You came closer than anyone else ever has though. I had to explain to my husband why I…

Oh, Adultosaur, you just made me giggle like a little school girl. You almost owed me for a new phone because I nearly covered mine in Sunny D. You're amazing. Like, if I could give you a thousand stars for that comment, I would. Your reply is probably my favorite ever. <3

damn it, I knew I should have kept reading the comments before I wrote mine! You're awesome!