monogrammed thermoses!!!!!!

OMG, the ears, those eyes, and that pink speckled nose!!! I'm in love!!!

I want to rub and love and nummy up on those velvet ears all day!

Yay for free birth control, but how about getting some of the meds for infertility/difficulty with ovulation for free? My insurance doesn't cover it and I work for an amazingly major internet retailer. Nothing for infertility or reproductive problems is covered.

When I read the 'let us fuck' line, all I could think of was the Jay and Silent Bob Go Down Under special where Kevin Smith and Jay Mewes go to Australia. They play a game with a few audience members called Let Us Fuck. Makes me laugh like an idiot every time I watch it.

Eh, maybe not anymore. I'm pretty sure she clubbed all the baby seals and shot the grown up seals just for fun. That and she probably has a whole bed sheet set of seal skins.

Why was Sarah Palin even there?

I just posted this and since my phone is being dumb, didn't see that you asked and that my question was answered. Thank you! :-)

I know I'm late to the party and it's probably a dumb question, and I'm all for every woman (in prison or not) to have full access, but why would woman in prison need contraception? Do they still do conjugal visits?

I know I'm a complete minority here, but my now husband moved in with me when we barely knew each other. My ex and I were looking for a room mate and he was looking to move out of where he was, so he came to live with us. That was a little under two years ago, and we haven't been apart since he moved in. (I mean,…

Ahh! I just posted about this last night!!! Feeling pretty awesome right now.

Grrr at my phone for eating my comments over and over and then puking them all back up!! And Grrr at kinja for not letting me edit them!

Nope. When something I'm trying to eat looks like it's trying to crawl away, off my plate, that's a big nope. Like way no.

Nope. When something I'm trying to eat looks like it's trying to crawl away, off my plate, that's a big nope. Like way no.

Nope. When something I'm trying to eat looks like it's trying to crawl away, off my plate, that's a big nope.

replying to add: holy shit, did I make it out of the greys?

Eh, my husband and I knew we were getting engaged within a couple months, so we just sat my parents down and both asked for their blessing. It worked out nicely. That way no one was shocked or surprised or bummed.

my divorce was granted like three days before Valentine's Day. Best V-Day gift ever!!!

When we were planning my wedding, I was getting frustrated about how to balance his family and my family (alcoholics verses years of recovery) and how to make everyone happy. My mother finally looked at me and said, it's not about making others happy, it's about you and Batman being happy, so if you just want to go to…

Ugh, the first time I got engaged I wound up paying for my own ring. And when I got married the first time around, I somehow paid for both my engagement ring and wedding band, and his wedding band. Oh and the church, the wedding dress, his clothes, and the dinner we had after. Loser.